i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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