why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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