I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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