porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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