Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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