Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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