there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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