honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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