I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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