At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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