Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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