i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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