Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
now i know why i became what i already was.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Don't EVER smell your tampon
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
