Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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