when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
