Me too!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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