Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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