Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
