you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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