Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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