I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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