But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
two words...techno handjob
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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