My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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