He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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