Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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