I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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