If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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