you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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