Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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