its not stalking. its research.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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