Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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