Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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