hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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