That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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