party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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