I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize