She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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