How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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