Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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