ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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