i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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