so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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