I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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