I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Randomize
