I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Couch. On fire.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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