can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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