idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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Who put my cat in the fridge?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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