i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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