i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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