I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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