Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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