Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
