Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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