Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
